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The act of taking a jar of peanut butter and spreading it on your scrotum and getting your dogs to lick it off.
When Logan gets lonely at night he goes in his room and has a nice PB & D.
PB & D by anonymous June 27, 2004
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When a male takes two pieces of sliced bread, spreads peanut butter on both sides, places his penis between the slices, and feeds it to another person.
Girl: I'm hungry.
Boy: Want a bite of my PB & D?
PB & D by DJ Urb November 14, 2009

Pb&j’d

When a guy asks for period sex, gets declined and then tries the back door.

The girl will proceed to flush a large amount of period blood down her vagina and to her asshole. She then gets nervous and shits her pants as part of a defense mechanism. Making you pb&j’d.
“Did you hear about jamal?”
“No! What happened?”

“His girl had him totally PB&J’d!”
Acronym for Post Breakup Resentment Disorder.
P.B.R.D or P-BuRD is the act of unjustly hating someone you have dated.

Typically only labelled as P-BuRD once the average period of time it takes to "Get over" someone has passed, yet feelings of Hatred and Resentment are still present.
Al "Man, Joan keeps gossiping behind my back about how much of a jerk I was to her."

Jeff "Didn't you let her keep the friends? And you quit that club you were both in so that she wouldn't have to? Plus, hasn't it been, like, over a year since you two broke up?"

Al "Yeah, I know. She's got some serious P.B.R.D."
P.B.R.D by rewy400 January 19, 2011

P.B.A.D. 

Put balls over dick.
James: "Have you P.B.A.D. today?"
Alex: "Not yet, I'm saving that for after work!"
P.B.A.D. by TheProSpirit69420 March 15, 2021

PB& Jelly Jerry Doggie Sandwhich

(RaFeStoner_420) aka jerry making a PB& Jelly Jerry Doggie Sandwhich for breakfast

D.O.P.B. 

The Department of Other People's Business

A phrase coined by @thequeenlotus on Tiktok to explain where Karen doesn't belong.
"Karen had to go sit in a chair because she put herself in the D.O.P.B. and got called out because of ego, and pinnochio, and being a snake in the grass"
D.O.P.B. by Rezbot March 19, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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