PADdies 

A group of tightwad PAD members that resist the urge to conform to society's standards. IE. sleep, courtesy, and overall friendliness.

ROOM MATE #1: "Damnit, it's those Paddies again..."

ROOM MATE #2: "Yea, they're here all the fuckin time..."

PAD #1 "Shut Up, Bitch!"

ROOM MATE #2: "Looks like someone's being a Crabby Paddy..."

STORY: Those PAD members like to invade the space of room mates and tell the nicest guy across the hall to shut up on occasion. Then, they wake other people up, (who actually live in the room) and freeload off of the bed and room space to finish a quiz at 2AM and then have a gigantic orgy at 3AM.

PADdies by TheDarkTipper March 4, 2009

Paddies 

Shorts that support your butt while you bike.

Are you wearing your paddies to bike today?

Paddies by Adeluxe July 21, 2017

Puddiest 

A word invented on the 23 May 2012 by a University of Manchester student. The exact definition is unknown.

"is puddiest even a word"
"puddiest is it a way of describing a pudding"

Puddiest by Countdown Anon November 1, 2012

Paddish

Swedish slang for iPad.
Typically used by people who think they are better than everyone else

"Give me the paddish"
"You mean iPad?"
"Uhm, of course"

Paddish by xX_GHOSTW0LF_Xx October 18, 2016

Use the Paddles 

A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.

Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.

Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"

Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."

Use the Paddles by AdmiralofShe October 16, 2016

snooch paddles 

It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.

My snooch paddles are cramping up from eat your moms pussy last night.

snooch paddles by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014

Paddles 

A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because the bouncers are ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and Pembroke Dock (sometimes even Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences.

girl1: I'm 14, and i go to paddles!
girl2: Me to, cause i'm from Monkton!
girl3: Same, i got there to get totally taken advantage of by some 40 year old man while i'm drunk after my 2 WKD's!

guy1: you paddling it this weekend?
guy2: no, i actually like the way my healthy dick looks!

Paddles by flooooo May 25, 2009