A vagina that is one of the best, if not, the best thing that you have ever stuck your penis, finger(s), hand, and/or mouth and/or tongue. This is a mind blowing but yet dangerous experience. Don't just use this female for sex unless she is absolutely on the same page with you and she wants to just be friends with you, but she also wants to have sex with you considering that she likes your dick and enjoys having sexual intercourse, oral sex,
Dude, that girl had that platinum p, I don't even know what to do right now...
1. People being unaware of their surroundings, and having no sense of urgency whatever. In effect, not respecting others by moving the hell out of the way so that people who DO have something important to do can proceed with their lives.
2. When committing a crime, those people around you who have their backs turned, or are preoccupied with something else, allowing you to get on with the business at hand.
Ex: โIf this asshole would quit playing touch p-p with that cashier I could get the fuck outa here.โ
2nd ex: โWhile that woman was playing touch p-p with her airbags, I drove around her and dipped off the exit ramp.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they werenโt usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didnโt take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 โSocks! Those arenโt socks you smelly git, theyโre toe rags!โ
2 โWhat have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!โ
3 โI can smell โer fanny from โere, proper toe rag.โ
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.