oxymoron

someone so stupid they forget to breathe.
man, that dude couldn't find his ass with both hands...he's a fucking oxymoron.
by jotthedot March 31, 2006
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fashion oxymoron

when someone wears clothing in a way that, by definition, doesn't go together
I saw this guy walking across the quad and he was sagging his skinny jeans. How can you sag skinny jeans? That's a fashion oxymoron.
by deefine October 01, 2010
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a walking oxymoron

a person who's name contradicts itself.
Scott English is a walking oxymoron
by the shawrt yin April 13, 2011
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oxymoron

Two contradicting words placed together in a sentence. Sometimes used as a marketing tool.
"Ric Flair Finance Co. is an Oxymoron! Maybe I should think of going elsewhere!"
by Soulytrack April 06, 2008
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criminal justice oxymoron

The term which states that "criminal justice" are two words which contradict one another.
Justice cannot, and must not be, criminal. To call that academic field CRIMINAL JUSTICE insinuates that the justice is criminal, therefore unfair, in fact, law-breaking. The term CRIMINAL JUSTICE is insane. That's why I call it the "criminal justice oxymoron." Anyone in their right (correct) mind will vote to replace that term with, for example, SOCIAL JUSTICE.
by but for February 05, 2018
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Where a man says he's going to bust a fat nut but his... "yield", is crusty ass dust that blows away in the faint wind of any enclosed area. Significantly disappointing his receiver.
Dylan has OIE (Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation OIE). I hear it's pretty serious.
by Lucifer_009 November 01, 2019
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Anti-oxymoron

A phrase where a stereotypical or assumed trait is so universally attributed to a group that the descriptor becomes redundant, as it does not add additional meaning beyond the group label itself.
That smelly Indian over there - this is an Anti-oxymoron because all Indians are smelly, making the word smelly redundant.
by Hairy ballsac February 22, 2025
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