two things or people that are so alike and yet different

noun; adverb; a word used to describe a combination of 2 words or names that when used in a sarcastic light, is probably the funniest way to make light of any person, place, or thing,. Individual results may vary when said word is orated/spoken. There are many definitions of oxymoron, which proves the slant on the word itself is an expression of each individual's self interest and display of wit.

A stupid idiot with zits.

Oxymorons are people who do not know how to take care of their acne.

Etymology: From the acne cream, Oxy-whatever, and the archaic word for people of very low intelligence moron.

a dumb bleached blonde; any Paris Hilton look-alike wannabe; any girl who thinks she need as a boob job and blonde hair

the brand of cleaning stuff from Sheep in the Big City. It's alleged to be the only detergent with the power of an ox.

Two words or phrases that contradict each other. (can also be a contradictory statement)