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Owens (urban legend) 

A hybrid rat mutant spotted commonly throughout Southern Ohio theorised to live in sewer systems, creek beds and thought to have feast on fatbergs and shit puddles these mythological creatures leave a sickening thick gut wrenching stench were ever they travel they are also known to reproduce a sexauly and speak in a mysterious static like language, and if you are around them beware of radioactive poisoning they drink melted lead and a mixture of chemicals to produce their acidic internal fluids .
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