Ork Dork Share definition Flag A derogitory term for an orchestra member in school. It is along the lines of "band geek." "Hey shut the hell up you, band geek!" "You have no room to talk, Ork Dork, go suck a cow's face!" Ork Dork by Snotty McGoo January 26, 2005 Get the Ork Dork mug.