One of life’s first-and-foremost “double-edged swords” --- something that can “cut both ways” as far as definition and desirability is concerned. While it can refer to a welcomed stack of purchase-agreements that will bring wealth and prosperity to its recipient, it can also mean stern/irritable directives to do/not do something that its recipient hates/wants to do.
Travelling company salesman: Boy, did I get two big orders today!
Boss: Great! What were they?
Salesman: Well, the first one was, “keep out” and the second one was, “stay out”.
Boss: Great! What were they?
Salesman: Well, the first one was, “keep out” and the second one was, “stay out”.
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
pupil: sir have u marked my homework ?
Orders: 'stops kicking wall, turns around and head buts desk'
No, I FUCKING haven't!
'goes back to kicking wall'
Orders: 'stops kicking wall, turns around and head buts desk'
No, I FUCKING haven't!
'goes back to kicking wall'
by KSCXIUD March 5, 2019
When asked by Betsy for credit on yet another purchase, David replied "Bitch, you done owe me fifty bucks and another blow job. What you're asking fo sho is a tall order".
by Nikki Stixx September 21, 2019
I had the munchies last night so I called the diner up and billy-ordered.
We don't know how many people are going to show up, so just billy-order to be safe.
We don't know how many people are going to show up, so just billy-order to be safe.
by rinimir March 9, 2016
When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 9, 2019
Reduction of order is a technique in mathematics for solving second-order ordinary differential equations. It is also a technique used in restaurants by math geeks who change their order to an amount less than originally requested.
I went to McDonald's and ordered two Big Macs, but I changed my mind and ordered only one. They didn't like my reduction of order.
by murr2k March 14, 2009
Suzy: You better not comment on my sister's fat ass again. You're under a temporary 'refraining order' until we leave her house.
Jimmy: Yes dear.
Jimmy: Yes dear.
by Bryan Gilbreath April 16, 2009