Orchidoclaste 

A french clever insult to define a jerk. Litteraly an oyster's ass. Usually used to show off.

Boss: Oh sorry, i dropped my coffee on your shirt.
Person 2: You orchidoclaste!
Boss*thinking* : Oh, he seems so intelligent. I should offer him a rise.

Orchidoclaste by Goutdazote[orsomeoneelse] May 13, 2018

Orchidoplasty 

Surgery of your Orchid plant

I totally pulled off the Orchidoplasty and the stem is starting to re-grow!

Orchidoplasty by Greenfairy333 December 4, 2010