Orcamisia
(n.) A principled moral disgust toward orcas, arising from their unprovoked predation upon the noble and innocent blue whale, their documented displays of cruelty beyond necessity, and their fraudulent popular classification as whales despite being dolphins.
The orca is not a whale. It is a dolphin. A large, coordinated, cruel dolphin that hunts actual whales while masquerading as one. This is the foundational grievance of orcamisia.
Distinct from orcaphobia which denotes fear. The orcamist does not fear the orca. The orcamist has evaluated the orca, checked its credentials, found them fraudulent, and rendered a verdict of moral disgust.
"They're not even whales. They're fake whales that hunt real whales. Full orcamisia."
The orca is not a whale. It is a dolphin. A large, coordinated, cruel dolphin that hunts actual whales while masquerading as one. This is the foundational grievance of orcamisia.
Distinct from orcaphobia which denotes fear. The orcamist does not fear the orca. The orcamist has evaluated the orca, checked its credentials, found them fraudulent, and rendered a verdict of moral disgust.
"They're not even whales. They're fake whales that hunt real whales. Full orcamisia."
The blue whale minds its own business, eats krill, fills the ocean with beauty, and gets hunted by a dolphin pretending to be a whale. My orcamisia is basically a spiritual conviction at this point.
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