OneNote

1. A Microsoft product

2. Poop

"I used OneNote and was really disappointed. Now I use Google Drive." - LP

OneNote by teamworkmakesthedreamwork April 9, 2015

OneNote

OneNote is that guy that when he leaves the call the silence breaks and everyone can laugh again, OneNote's hate waterloo with a passion comparing it the the Eclipse (Berserk) They always start off conversations with "Griffith wasn't that bad..." also believes Casca enjoyed it. Loves ABGs but is cursed to never get any.

"Nathan - Ross you see that cute asian girl over there, you should ask her out.
Ross - No way man I'm too much of OneNote to try anything"

OneNote by anonymous January 18, 2023

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OneNote

OneNote is that guy that when he leaves the call the silence breaks and everyone can laugh again, OneNote's hate waterloo with a passion comparing it the the Eclipse (Berserk) They always start off conversations with "Griffith wasn't that bad..." also believes Casca enjoyed it. Loves ABGs but is cursed to never get any.

"Nathan - Ross you see that cute asian girl over there, you should ask her out.
Ross - No way man I'm too much of OneNote to try anything"

OneNote by anonymous January 18, 2023

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OneNote

OneNote is that guy that when he leaves the call the silence breaks and everyone can laugh again, OneNote's hate waterloo with a passion comparing it the the Eclipse (Berserk) They always start off conversations with "Griffith wasn't that bad..." also believes Casca enjoyed it. Loves ABGs but is cursed to never get any.

"Nathan - Ross you see that cute asian girl over there, you should ask her out.
Ross - No way man I'm too much of OneNote to try anything"

OneNote by SpaghettiLover123 January 18, 2023

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One Note Johnny

Someone who constantly talks about the same thing over and over again as if they had no idea that they were notorious for talking about the same thing over and over again.

"I hate to be a one note johnny but goddamn, <insert hockey reference here>"

One Note Johnny by Eric Seven October 7, 2005

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Johnny One-Note

A one-hitter who repeats the same tired mantra over and over. It's used to described some shrill, tired ideologue or academic that pompously echoes some quaint notion or idea endlessly, and expects everyone to see his supposed wisdom and bow in concurrence.

Bruce is Johnny One-Note. He thinks the solution to the nation's debt crisis is the government continually spending more and more. Following his counsel will only worsen the predicament.

Johnny One-Note by RyanMS May 2, 2011

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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