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One word text 

when you are too tired to text back
or you are doing something else when you are texting
"i love staying up past midnight"
"k"
"it's so fun"
"ik"
"are you one word texting me? are you asleep?"
"ye"

one word texter 

self-centered person that believes the world does revolve around themselves. in other words a really crappy person that deserves to be treated the same way back indefinitely.
her: he’s a one word texter kind of guy
other guy: you NEED to dump his ass
one word texter by killyrheroes November 6, 2018

One word texter 

A person who replies to a text with one word
Rebecca : I just sent my boyfriend the cutest text and he replied with one word

Jamie: he is such a one word texter
One word texter by Pookiebear213 September 14, 2016

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026