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Lance Armstrong's nick name
Lance armstrong had testicular cancer and lost one of his nuts. now his friends call him one nut
one nut by Eric-B April 30, 2006
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one nut

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The result of a fight with a switch knife, or the ex- after revenge.
dizeh has 1 nut
one nut by ads0r September 11, 2003
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one nut • one-nut wonder • One Nut November • Hubris’ one-nut bitch • National One Nut Day • man with one nut • one thrust nut bust • One Time Nut Pass • nut one out • dipped one/a nut

One nut

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A person (preferably a male) who only has one testicle due to circumstances like cancer, etc.
I heard Sam had cancer and became a one nut.
One nut by Chong69 September 6, 2020
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One Nut

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Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.

Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.

Richard: I like getting butt slammed but

I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.
I got fucked in the ass all night long and was only able to receive one nut.
One Nut by Sukon medick May 8, 2025
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One nut

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Prison term when you only get time to get it in the ass once before getting caught. A ONE Pump CHUMP is the best parter.
Prisioner, hey I need one nut tonight.Its Saturday and a need to get assfucked
One nut by Sukon medick May 20, 2025
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One Nut November 

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Similar to No Nut November but this time, you're allowed to do it ONE time only, do it twice and you lose!

NOTE: You can just not nut for the entirety of November but that is No Nut November and not One Nut November.

Where mortals become Demi-Gods and Demi-Gods become mortals!

In this challenge, you are allowed to nut only once in the month of November, doesn't matter when and where. just only one nut.
Bob: Hey Billy, are you doing No Nut November?
Billy: No, I already failed :(
Bob: Don't worry, you can still do One Nut November...
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one-nut wonder 

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A guy that has one testicle that is undescended, or a guy that has had a nut removed due to testicular cancer.
That Mike Lowell is a one-nut wonder! (and his head is huge!)
one-nut wonder by Elevcode December 3, 2005
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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