Onaimaku 

Onaimaku is an amazing person. Selfless, caring, compassionate, and understanding. They love with a love unequal to any other and they will lift you up when you are at your worst. They like to share their food and they worry when you don't message them back and stay up all night because they want to make sure you are ok. They call when they know you need to talk to someone, they tell you to eat when they know you haven't and they always always always make you feel like you have someone beside you every step of the way through life. Their laugh makes your heart skip and their smile brightens the darkest days. They are self conscious about them selves, but they are also the most unjudgemental person ever. They will hold your hand just because they want to and give you forehead kisses before bed. They are also super creative and their drawing talents are out of this world. They are multi-talented and can pretty much put together anything like keychains and jewelry that they work hard on and then give to you just because they felt like it. Onaimaku is a treasure among people and makes very amazing boyfriend material.

"I feel sad and scared of life today.." "Hun you should go talk to Onaimaku. You know he will listen"

Onaimaku by XxPeachFacexX July 10, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012