On My Dick

A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.

"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"

by Justin October 12, 2004

on my dick

When a girl is obsessed with a guy and is always around him and won't leave him alone.
The guy isn't her boyfriend and most of the time doesn't even like her instead talks shit behind her back to his friends.

Person #1 "So Sabrina's still calling you?"
Person #2 "Yeah yo, that bitch is on my dick"

by RLIL1 January 17, 2008

on my dick

when a girl is obsessed with a guy to the point where she won't stop calling/texting him or trying to get him to talk to her

*Guys phone rings*
*He tells his friend to say he's not there*

friend: it was that kelly chick asking for you to call her back

guy: fuck man! this girl is so annoying!! i fucked her one time and the bitch is still on my dick!

by M4NI24 March 8, 2010

on my dick

a person who fucks with another person in a romantic-friend way. that person stays committed and keeps coming back.

girl: he's on my dick ..

by babyygie February 17, 2019

On My Dick

When someone stay on his hustle 24 hours and got no time to play game.
It's also refers to the word hustle.

Jay: i gotta stay on my dick when i'm stackin' my endz.

Jay: I grind everyday cus, i gotta stay on my dick to make my money.

by Screwmatic February 26, 2009

on my dick

When a person does something that you dont appriciate much.

Moshe: I need some money to buy a drink.
Me: on my dick.

by Rageous May 13, 2005

On My Dick

A funny thing to say that makes a viable replacement for "that's what she said"

"Honey I made spaghetti-"
"ON MY DICK!"
"- For dinner."
*sighs*

by gnomedome96 January 20, 2011