"On a scale of 1-Fail, I'
m feeling your idea is all fail"
"On a scale of 1-Fail
Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail"
"After telling my friends I had important
work to be doing and couldn't come to some chicks b-day party at
work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego
At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"
"
Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so
hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.
Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don't even know why we hang with you man"