On My Dick

A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.

"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"

by Justin October 13, 2004

On My Dick

When someone stay on his hustle 24 hours and got no time to play game.
It's also refers to the word hustle.

Jay: i gotta stay on my dick when i'm stackin' my endz.

Jay: I grind everyday cus, i gotta stay on my dick to make my money.

by Screwmatic October 18, 2008

On My Dick

A funny thing to say that makes a viable replacement for "that's what she said"

"Honey I made spaghetti-"
"ON MY DICK!"
"- For dinner."
*sighs*

by gnomedome96 January 20, 2011

My Dick

Is non-existent

I am female

My dick is non-existent because I am female

by Sigmaxxing May 08, 2020

My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010

My dick

Is fucking awsome

My dick *points to crotch* right here.

by AWESOME364859 March 13, 2010

My dick

Is small

Bc my dick is hard

by Shigarakitomura August 31, 2019