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A person who makes it very apparent they want to have sex with some guy
Friend: "Did you see the way that drunk girl was eyeing me at the party last night?"

You: "Yeah bro, that bitch was totally on dick"
on dick by Miw666 May 14, 2017
When someone on some bullshit or just buggin
jake: bro your gay
Me: Hell no you on dick
On dick by SwaykoK January 25, 2022
When somebody is constantly getting in your business, mostly when they have something against you that really isn't that important, but they treat it as the worst thing to happen since 9/11.
"I'm trying to just talk to people on Discord, but this guy Keith is on dick."
On Dick by NabiVR December 21, 2023

All hands on dick 

The corporate equivalent of the naval expression "all hands on deck" where everyone is called to help remedy an emergency situation, but in the corporate world most people can't really help so the best they can do is put their hands on their dick.
When BP realized the magnitude of the oil spill, the CEO called for all hands on dick.

National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls
Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day

trick on dick 

A scandalous female that is so hard up and desparate to do the most low life shit for little to no gain or money
Yo I can't wait for you to see this bad bitch I met at the club. What's her name? Candy, Dude I know that trick on dick!, she sucked me off after I bought her a drink last week at the club
trick on dick by godchef May 27, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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