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When a person who is constantly or is always in someone’s business
Did you see what she post on Facebook?

Yeah bitch you on dick
On dick by Ikyfl August 8, 2021
Words you can keep
A person who makes it very apparent they want to have sex with some guy
Friend: "Did you see the way that drunk girl was eyeing me at the party last night?"

You: "Yeah bro, that bitch was totally on dick"
on dick by Miw666 May 14, 2017
When someone on some bullshit or just buggin
jake: bro your gay
Me: Hell no you on dick
On dick by SwaykoK January 25, 2022
When somebody is constantly getting in your business, mostly when they have something against you that really isn't that important, but they treat it as the worst thing to happen since 9/11.
"I'm trying to just talk to people on Discord, but this guy Keith is on dick."
On Dick by NabiVR December 21, 2023

All hands on dick 

The corporate equivalent of the naval expression "all hands on deck" where everyone is called to help remedy an emergency situation, but in the corporate world most people can't really help so the best they can do is put their hands on their dick.
When BP realized the magnitude of the oil spill, the CEO called for all hands on dick.

National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls
Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day

trick on dick 

A scandalous female that is so hard up and desparate to do the most low life shit for little to no gain or money
Yo I can't wait for you to see this bad bitch I met at the club. What's her name? Candy, Dude I know that trick on dick!, she sucked me off after I bought her a drink last week at the club
trick on dick by godchef May 27, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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