Olster

Someone who excessively drinks or consumes monster energy drinks, to a point of concern from peers

“Damn olive, how many times have you been hospitalised for monster?”
Twice, bro. Twice.
“Damn, you’re an olster”
You should fucking kill yourself, bro

Olster by Olivepleasestopimconcerned February 21, 2026

harrison osterfield 

Harrison Osterfield is also known as the guy who taught us how to cut hot bread when no one else did. He's the best, most talented at cutting hot bread.

"Hi I'm Harrison Osterfield and I'm gonna teach you how to cut hot bread!"

harrison osterfield by SpideySarah February 22, 2017

Oystered

An act of oystering, specifically used in a negative connotation.

I popped a benzo, went to the bar, pissed on my friends couch, and was completely oystered.

Oystered by ayeitzkp December 2, 2019

palm oyster 

The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.

I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.

"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"

- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"

"Yeah man, slurped it all up"

palm oyster by xpalmxoilx May 8, 2017

Diving for Oysters 

Cunnilingus. Deep oral sex with a female on the receiving end. Generally excludes the clitoris and other external genitalia, focusing on the vaginal canal itself.

Yikes, I can't feel my tongue. I should probably stop diving for oysters so often.

Diving for Oysters by Cic August 27, 2013

Oilstered Baby 

Oilstered Baby is a word to describe a bald short chav.

Yo, this Sliker guy actually looks like an Oilstered baby.

Oilstered Baby by Oilstered Baby January 21, 2021

Osterized 

The act of being completely dominated in every aspect, and embarrassed beyond recognition. Most generally used in sporting events, and ends with subjects leaving the area with their tail tucked between their legs.

McIntosh got completely Osterized in Basketball, it wasn't even a close game.

Osterized by Osters April 20, 2010