old fuck

someone who is old as fuck

look at that old fuck over there, he's gotta be at LEAST 102.

by beckydoo January 21, 2009

Old Fuck

An old fellow who has alot more to him than you think. A continued long stager of the fuckery personality aswell. Alot different to an old fart who just wishes to grow old and just exist instead of living.

George Carlin considered himself an old fuck

by JohnJohnboy July 2, 2010

Old Fuck

a piece of shit person who is way other than you.

Get out of my face, you old fuck!

by saved your life October 26, 2019

Old Fuck Boy

*40-50 year old man with bear guy or barrel chest, sometimes both
*Owns and over wears a pair of white cargo shorts
*Almost always shirtless
*Respects beer more than women
*Owns a Bow Flex or some other as seen in tv work out bench

Charles: "Is dad ready yet?"
Mary: "he won't change out of those shorts and says he won't put on a shirt till he finishes his beer."
Charles: "He really is an old fuck boy."

by Ocdove June 3, 2016

pulling an old fuck

When an older person does something characteristic of being old such as turning left from the wrong lane or driving very slowly on the freeway.

There goes Grandpa again, as usual he’s pulling an old fuck!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

an old fuck

when your fuck a person that is over 60 years old. like your grandmother or an old babysitter or something.

Person 1: dude i fucked our babysitter.
Person 2: dude she was in her 60s.
Person 1: we were in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: haha you had an old fuck.

by bearded abe March 5, 2005

Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.

Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.

by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010