Old Man Baby 

A man--usually over 50, but not always--who thinks he knows everything, and loves to talk at length about anything. It is futile to try to interrupt or correct him. While he claims to know everything, he is unable to take care of himself--can't cook a meal, has to ask his wife his underwear or shoe size, doesn't know how to clean a toilet or operate a washing machine.

Dad is such an old man baby! At dinner last night he spent 20 minutes expounding on the virtues of investing in silver, then when it was time for dessert he had to ask mom which kind of ice cream he liked.

Old Man Baby by OWBdeluxe September 26, 2011

Old man baby 

Your father

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.

Old man baby by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008