"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."
by u8wood March 22, 2005
Get the Old Fashioned Bastard mug.1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.
2.) One who engages in above definition
2.) One who engages in above definition
1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.
2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!
2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!
by u8wood May 13, 2005
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