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Old Dutch 

A group sexual move originally developed by three Dutch-Canadian engineers in the 1980's, and named after a brand of potato chips popular in Canada. To preform it, a couple (the original couple was straight, but it is also performed by gay men) proceeds to have anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position, and the third participant (always a female), squirts vaginal fluid onto both of them.

The man or woman receiving anal sex then would defaecate on the woman that excreted the fluid, and then all three participants slam their genitals (or breasts for women) onto each other.

It remains a popular sexual past-time among Canadian engineering students.
Spencer's such a pimp, he picked up two sluts from our math class and made them do an old dutch. He really reeks today though.
Old Dutch by biomanrox October 19, 2010
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my old dutch 

ge' us another vera 'n phil while you're up standing me old dutch!!

Old Fashioned Dutch Baby 

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.
I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.
Old Fashioned Dutch Baby by DebRi December 21, 2013

Old Dutchman 

Going down on someone with a mouth full of potato chips (preferably the Old Dutch brand from Canada).
When I give my girlfriend ye Old Dutchman I eat Rip-L chips for her pleasure, but if she's been naughty I munch down on Mexican Chili flavour!
Old Dutchman by Saulstar September 9, 2020
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026