Oklahomo Hot Pocket 

Shit in a guys ass crack and use it as lubricant

So jeff you wanna do an oklahomo hot pocket tonight?

Oklahomo Hot Pocket by stefan janoskis August 23, 2009

Oklahoma Hot Pocket 

When a man creates a seal between his asshole and a woman's vagina. He then shits into the woman's vagina. Once the vagina is filled with shit he proceeds to fuck it until he makes a creampie. Thus you get a nice fluffy hot pocket.

Alternatively a turkey baster filled with shit may be used if you can't create a proper seal.

She gave me a winky face text so I went over there and gave her an Oklahoma Hot Pocket.

Oklahoma Hot Pocket by Laserous65 May 16, 2016