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Oil Slick 

A girl/boy that your roommate insists on bringing home from the bar time after time, despite the fact that she/he hasn't showered, nor can she/he spell shower. Eventually this clever animal, like an infectious disease, will; 1) live in your apartment, 2) eat your food, 3) use all of your toiletries and laundry soap in a sad, and unsuccessful attempt to "de-slick" themselves!

If you are at home now, turn to your left, now turn to your right, he/she is the one that is not your roommate!
"I can't believe it, that Oil Slick has been over every night this week and now there isn't any toilet paper!"
Oil Slick by Le Morte January 10, 2013

Oil Slick 

The feeling a person gets during sex when the man ejaculates at the same time the woman does causing double lubrication.
Last night the shit was dry but I was hitting that shit so good tonight I caused an oil slick.
Oil Slick by frisbee ken July 9, 2009

Oil Slick 

After performing an Alaskan Pipeline, force the person to hold in the shit filled condom and till it thaws and force them to defecate it back out. Thus is born the oil slick
Oh man Joey gave me an Alaskan Pipeline last night so I couldn't help but have an oil slick.
Oil Slick by shortoff May 23, 2015

Oil slick syndrome

When you have a hazy white or oil spill pattern on your penis

Arabian Oil Slick 

An Arabian Oil Slick is performed by first taking a massive, greasy shit and not wiping one's ass. This is then followed by dragging one's dirty ass across an area rug (preferably a Persian area rug). The ideal Arabian Oil Slick is a full line of shit remnants from end to end of the carpet. Often performed as a practical joke or for revenge.
Tony was tired of his room mate stealing his laundry change so he got his revenge by doing an Arabian Oil Slick on his roomy's brand new area rug.

Detroit Oil Slick 

When a girl poops on your dick during anal sex, so you pull out and wipe it down her legs, leaving a stripe of lube and fecal matter. That is the oil slick.
Arin pooped on my dick so I pulled out and gave her a Detroit oil slick all down her legs
Detroit Oil Slick by Tourette's Guy November 24, 2015