The manner by which female former residents of Ohio introduce themselves to an attractive man from another state. It involves the female taking hold of the mans penis in a gentle, but firm grip while making pleasantries.
I offered to buy the hot brunette by the bar a drink and she said "Sure, I'm Jessica from Ohio & THIS is an Ohio Handshake" and reached down, took hold of my cock and smiled.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.