Oh My Shit

An exclamation that combines the emotions of:
1) Oh My God!
2) Shit!

Usually used when you are feeling both of those things simultaneously...

Guy #1: "Dude, I just bought myself a brand new H2".

Guy #2: "Oh My Shit! Have you lost your fucking mind? That gas-guzzling monstrosity is such a limp-dick-mobile!"

Oh My Shit by Migrant Mind October 15, 2004

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Oh My Shit

Abbreviated to oms, Oh My Shit is said when something unexpected and unfavourable happens. Commonly followed by wtfbbq.

While riding his bike with one hand while holding his new vase in the other, John was hit with a fridge, knocked off his bike and broke his vase.

"Oh My Shit wtfbbq, who threw that fridge at me??"

Oh My Shit by hotchickens October 4, 2009

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Oh my shit!

term used when "Oh my hell" just doesnt suffice.

"Oh my shit!" last night was crazy! You were totally twisted and dancing on the bar.

Oh my shit! by mellsbells November 20, 2010

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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