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This is a phrase used mostly by James May when something (as it inevitably does) goes wrong on Top Gear, often when an amphibious vehicle challenge leaves him spinning in circles or in the drink.
James May: Oh Cock!

<'amphibious' motorcycle falls apart halfway across lake>

Richard Hammond: LOL

Jeremy Clarkson: LOL
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An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.

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Like "oh my god", only with cock.
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(translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"

uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain

favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire
*home explodes into flames*

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Something you say when there is a BIG FAT COCK in the vicinity.
*A BIG FAT COCK! is nearby*
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