Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit
Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit by Raffimac August 5, 2016
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It's the words coming out of a local government when they realise there is no way she is signing an NDA
Woman : sorry means admitting EVERYTHING you did. I'm not signing that NDA. P.S. love that audio of you admitting enough you can't get me for defamation by speaking the truth
Matturbation : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit
CEO : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit
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Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
oh shit, i'm sorry
What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.
Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
oh shit, i'm sorry by SlickSerpent99 November 12, 2017
oh shit im out of toilet paper
1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.
2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.
oh shit im out of toilet paper by Djw14 April 2, 2011
oh shit handle
The handle in most passenger vehicles and trucks that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle. Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh shit handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge. It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers before they feel obligated to use the "oh shit handle"
Me: "Mike, I am going to take the 25 mph turn at 55... better grab the os shit handle!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"
oh shit handle by Andrukas January 4, 2004
Oh Shit...Meteors
A phenomenon which typifies Murphy's law. The absolute worst possible outside circumstance which can and will negatively affect the current situation. Greater than minor inconveinienves, this is the sort of instance which all hope of success is lost.
An "Oh Shit...Meteors" event is also notable for the lack of control the participant has over the situation. In spite of all careful planning, this is the sort of situation in which all hell breaks loose for no apparent reason.
An "Oh Shit...Meteors" event is also notable for the lack of control the participant has over the situation. In spite of all careful planning, this is the sort of situation in which all hell breaks loose for no apparent reason.
1) While driving to a friend's wedding, you experience heavy traffic and are ten minutes late = minor inconveinence.
2) While driving to a friend's wedding, you crash into another driver resulting in all sorts of pain and misery = tragic accident.
3) While driving to a friend's wedding, an awkwardly positioned nail in the road hits your front tire and pops it, which causes it to fly back and blow out your back tire. The resulting blow-out causes you to spin, knocking your way across the road and into several other cars, which bounce you back into other cars, resulting in a fifty car pile-up which results in a massive explosion. In spite of all of this, you still survive, and as you are crawling out of the fiery wreckage you look up to the sky, only to see a ball of pain and doom, known among as a meteor, flying out from the sky, headed directly for you = Oh Shit...Meteors
2) While driving to a friend's wedding, you crash into another driver resulting in all sorts of pain and misery = tragic accident.
3) While driving to a friend's wedding, an awkwardly positioned nail in the road hits your front tire and pops it, which causes it to fly back and blow out your back tire. The resulting blow-out causes you to spin, knocking your way across the road and into several other cars, which bounce you back into other cars, resulting in a fifty car pile-up which results in a massive explosion. In spite of all of this, you still survive, and as you are crawling out of the fiery wreckage you look up to the sky, only to see a ball of pain and doom, known among as a meteor, flying out from the sky, headed directly for you = Oh Shit...Meteors
Oh Shit...Meteors by digital.nines February 24, 2006
oh shit bar
The handle found in most cars to either hold onto around corners taken at speed, or to hang shirts and such.
oh shit handle
oh shit handle
oh shit bar by G$ July 10, 2002