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Oh Henry 

A sexual act performed using a vaginal speculum. The partner, male or female, opens the vagina. The receiving partner holds the speculum while the other crouches above and drops a bowel movement into the open vagina. Best results with solid, cylindrical stool.

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Can also be performed with the anus.
Kristine finished her annual check-up at the gynecologist and pocketed the used speculum. She called her boyfriend Jayce and asked him to eat a bowl of all bran and a bag of peanuts to be ready for an Oh Henry!
Oh Henry by Murica Michelle July 6, 2011
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oh henry 

An expression one would shout while painfully expelling a particularly large piece of shit.
After being constipated for 2 days, Boris shat a turd the size of a small dog. He squinted his eyes in horrible agony and yelled "Oh Henry!".
oh henry by Jon the Heavy Hitter October 24, 2007

Oh Henry! 

A variation of the New Brunswick Mud Cutter with the addiion of a double penetration either with another partner or a foreign object most notably a miniature Baseball Bat commonly sold at Baseball games.
I was going to give my girlfriend a New Brunswick Mud Cutter but my best friend came over and we gave her an Oh Henry! instead. He was stoked!

Oh henery submarine 

When you are on a brisk swim at a pool and have a sudden erge to send a hot turd to the surface of the water, resemebling a submarine
"hey check it out, that girls gonna swim right into my oh henery submarine"
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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