Off the wood 

Phrase describing someone who’s really baked. Particularly baked off a backwoods

Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”

Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”

Off the wood by Purple drink October 29, 2021

one off the wood 

One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.

Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"

one off the wood by Rachel Dray June 10, 2017

Talk the ears off a wooden Indian

used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.

I just left my sister-in-laws house. My god, that broad could talk the ears off a wooden indian!

Talk the ears off a wooden Indian by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010