Off the knock

Stupid, crazy, makes no sense

When someone says something that makes no sense, tell them “your off the knock”

by Sneeki November 1, 2020

knock the dew off the lily

to urinate

"OK, I'll be ready to go once I knock the dew off the lily."

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

Knock the Dust Off

When a man (usually younger) has sex with a woman (usually older) who hasn't had sex in a long time

She said it'd been a year since she'd had sex. But I'll still knock the dust off that pussy!

by metallicafan3124 January 19, 2015

I'd knock the dust off of that

I'd fuck that old lady

When you see an hot old lady .
You can say " I'd knock the dust off of that."

by Cheap man April 18, 2016

knock the checks off your nikes

beat somebody up till that cant see straight

Dont fuck wit me i'll knock the checks off your nikes

by Two-Ohh April 30, 2006

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

by MicahtheDangerous December 23, 2011

knock the top off

Phrase used to describe to describe masturbating shortly before having sex in order to prolong intercourse; most effective after a long dry spell.

It's been a while since I got any so I had to knock the top off before we did it.

by Niki C January 12, 2006