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knock the dew off the lily 

"OK, I'll be ready to go once I knock the dew off the lily."

Knock the Dust Off 

When a man (usually younger) has sex with a woman (usually older) who hasn't had sex in a long time
She said it'd been a year since she'd had sex. But I'll still knock the dust off that pussy!

I'd knock the dust off of that 

When you see an hot old lady .
You can say " I'd knock the dust off of that."

knock the checks off your nikes

beat somebody up till that cant see straight
Dont fuck wit me i'll knock the checks off your nikes

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon 

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.
Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

knock the top off 

Phrase used to describe to describe masturbating shortly before having sex in order to prolong intercourse; most effective after a long dry spell.
It's been a while since I got any so I had to knock the top off before we did it.
knock the top off by Niki C January 12, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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