Off App 

The practice of Uber and Lyft drivers to arrange for a later pickup outside of the ride application.

Driver: here we are at the club, have a good time
Passenger: thanks for the ride, can you pick us up later?
Driver: what time?

Passenger: around midnight.
Driver. Excellent. Here is my personal phone number, call me and I will go Off App.

Off App by BacchusDog January 17, 2018

gone off apple 

When you leave an apple out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off apple tastes rotten.

gone off apple by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

no skin off my apple

the action or event won't affect you in a positive or negative manner, the outcome will be neutral to you

you don;t give a rat's ass

no skin off my apple if bill clinton dies

no skin off my apple by bob the man!!! May 2, 2018

Apple JacK-off's 

Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.

I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's

Apple JacK-off's by TV CAR July 25, 2010

laugh my apples off 

a clean alternative to lmao or laugh my ass off

Mom: "lmao" what does that mean
Kid: uhh... nothing mom it just means um... laugh my apples off!

laugh my apples off by im in the ghetto ratatatouille February 19, 2020