Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.

by Unk22 August 5, 2022

Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.

Jeff: you’re ugly
Dave: off’s self

by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020

Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.

Jeff: you’re ugly

Dave: (off’s self)
Jeff: oh

by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020