Of Fresh Air.

what i call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

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Bell Prince of Fresh Air

A homeless Salvation Army Santa. Widely regarded as the upper crust of the homeless, thereby earning the princely designation.

I left Walmart, and promptly gave my loose change to a Bell Prince of Fresh Air.

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When you are performing oral sex on your partner and they pass a SBD (Silent but deadly) fart.

Wow! Man I was going down on Becky and the next thing you know she puffed a breath of fresh air right in my face! I was so grossed out that I left.

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what I call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a "breath of fresh air".

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When someone does not think they smell or stink.

Person 1: Hey brother, do you believe you smell or stink?
Person 2: No brother, I am A Breath Of Fresh Air.

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What i call humans with perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

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What I call homo-sapiens who have perianal absceses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now the breath of fresh air.

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