Oedifession 

When someone confesses to having an Oedipus Complex. Especially when someone confesses to having an Oedipus Complex and offers to further submit proof to corroborate the confession. The confession must be public so people get to know the confessor truly has an Oedipus Complex (truly is in love with his mother). An Oedipus Complex is when a son falls in love with his mother, the same way a man falls in love with a women. The son would desire his mother rather than any other women.

When I say "I, Ted Rimmel Jr, am officially confessing I have an extreme Oedipus Complex. I am totally and desperately in love with mother. I have been for years. I feel the same way about my mother as a man feels about a woman he wants to date or marry. I have a very strong romantic desire for my mother. If this definition gets printed in Urban Dictionary, I promise I can enter at least 200 definitions of other words or terms that would directly help to prove and support the fact I have an Oedipus Complex." That is a true Oedifession.

Chad: "Hey all, did you hear the latest news? Ted Rimmel Jr confessed to having an Oedipus Complex. Ted made an Oedipus Complex confession, an Oedifession is what Ted made."
Jennifer, Bob, Lynnette: "Oh my gosh, really? Hahaha". "So then the rumors are true"!

Chad: "Yes. In his Oedifession on Urban Dictionary, Ted Rimmel Jr said if his definition of Oedifession was printed in Urban Dictionary Ted promised to enter at least 200 definitions of other words that will prove his Oedipus Complex is real and true. So that will be something to look forward to reading."
Jennifer: "He entered his Oedifession as a definition on Urban Dictionary? Oh wow wow wow wee!"
Lynette: "And he promised to submit 200 or more definitions of other words to support proof of his being in love with his mother! I can't wait to read it all. Hahahahaha!"

Oedifession by Ted Rimmel Jr July 29, 2024