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Obsessive Jonas Disorder

also known as OJD, a serious disease which causes an extreme obsession with a band of brothers, surname being Jonas. There is no known cure for this disease, but most of those who have it, do not mind it, and have learned to manage it. The only way you can do so is going to www.myspace.com/jonasfansforya to get your daily dose of Jonas!
OMJ I love the Jonas Brothers. I have Obsessive Jonas Disorder!!!
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Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.
After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.

Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) 

People who claim they are obsessed and love The Jonas Brothers, when they don't even own a CD besides A little bit Longer and know nothing about them. Their favorite Jonas Brothers songs include, SOS,Hold On, When you look me in the eyes and Burnin' Up.

They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)

They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.

They tend to be the most annoying "fans".
Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) Converstion :

OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"

OJD: "Really"

OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"

OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"

OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"

OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."
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