Obcessitate

(Verb) The act of reluctance towards beginning one's work - experienced in the period between arriving at work and actually engaging with the day's tasks. Most commonly associated with desk jobs, where one sits in front of one's workstation staring at it blankly for several moments in what feels like an eternity. Often associated with the word "Dolopic".

John! You've spent half your morning staring at that bloody computer. Don't just obcessitate...get some bloody work done!

Obcessitate by Gary Pedh April 13, 2020

Obsessinate 

A combination of the words Obsessed and Assasinate.
Best used to describe somebody who is so in love that they cannot stand the idea of anybody else getting close to the object of their desire. They can become so consumed with jealousy that they often fantasize about killing said persons.

'Bob loves Kelly so much that he dreams about killing any other guy who tries to gets near her.'

Bob is showing obsessinate behaviour.
Bob is an obsessinator.
Bob thinks about commiting an obsessination.

Obsessinate by Sir Eef April 30, 2009