The most valuable of all knowledge mankind aspires to achieve. Achieving Obama’s last name will make you a supreme intellectual, you will be looked upon by even the greatest.

Yo Joe, did you hear about that guy who found out Obama’s Last Name? He’s a genius.

Obama’s Last Name by BigBoat_2 November 6, 2019

Obama’s last name

Obama

It’s self explanatory! Obama’s last name is Obama!

Obama’s last name by Kidswillbekids October 3, 2019

Obama’s last name

There are many assumptional last names for the former president of the United States of America, Mr. Obama. It is a “controversial” meme that is quite funny, in my opinion.

Some guy that is genuinely curious: Hello there, I have a question. What is Obama’s last name?
The whole internet:

*breathes in*
That curious guy:
😳🚶 ♂️

Obama’s last name by bigsmallbrain October 7, 2019

Obama’s last name

Only intellectuals know the answer too this!

Intellectual: I know Obama’s last name do you?
Simpleton: um uhhhh Obama
Intellectual: you must have the smoothest brain in the world you absolute mongoose!!

Simpleton: Bruh

Intellectual: only intellectuals know the answer to this!
*Fin*

Obama’s last name by Bruhatron5000 September 12, 2019

Obama's last name

Possibly the biggest mystery humanity will never find the answer to.

Guy: Hey bro, what's Obama's last name?
Guy 2: It's...... oh shit.

Obama's last name by obamabruhladen September 14, 2019

Obama's Last Name

Care

Person 1: Hey what's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's "Care"

Obama's Last Name by Tsar Dudebro II September 21, 2019

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026