The most valuable of all knowledge mankind aspires to achieve. Achieving Obama’s last name will make you a supreme intellectual, you will be looked upon by even the greatest.
Intellectual: I know Obama’s last name do you?
Simpleton: um uhhhh Obama
Intellectual: you must have the smoothest brain in the world you absolute mongoose!!
Simpleton: Bruh
Intellectual: only intellectuals know the answer to this!
*Fin*