Plebs with some money and so their parents can afford to send them to private school but they belong at a state school.
Real private school person - "Run! Everyone run! you'll catch plebiscite from him"
Other real private school person - "why, he's from private school"
Real private school person - "No! He's from Oakham"
Other real private school person - "Oh shit, I didn't realise, RUN!"
Oakham person - "Hi guys"
its a shit school for fucktards who are poor as shit. if you go to oakham you probably molestchildren.
normal non retard: oh fuck its a oakham school fucko hes gonna molest us!
other normal non retard: shit everyone run
oakham child moslter: hey guy *adjusts glases* pedos need love too!!!
A small town south of the gate to famous Yosemite National Park - with virtually nothing to do, unless you are a senior citizen attending club meetings at the local Raleys. Teenagers often resort to sex and drugs. The smarter ones have no choice but to drown themselves in school athletics to avoid the harsh reality living there.
STDs, teen pregnancy, tweakers, rednecks ,homeless and old people are prevalent.
It is a good retirement town complete with bargain marts on every corner and small town festivals.
Fair weather is unheard of. Only expect the extremes.
The natural beauty of the mountain area is overshadowed by the tacky 80's and old western themed buildings.
"I hate Oakhurst. There's nothing to do here."
"I wish this weather would last more than a day, it's only hot or freezing in Oakhurst."