Officer: I pulled you over for speeding.
Driver: ...
Officer: License and Registration.
Driver: But I'm from Germany and this is a rental car?!?
Officer: License and Renters Agreement Germany boy.
Driver: *hands over documents
Officer: You know what would happen, a pretty boy like you get sent to jail for wreckless driving? Ass will be hurting for months.
Driver: ...
Officer: I suggest you slow down... OYWGV
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.