Officer: I pulled you over for speeding.
Driver: ...
Officer: License and Registration.
Driver: But I'm from Germany and this is a rental car?!?
Officer: License and Renters Agreement Germany boy.
Driver: *hands over documents
Officer: You know what would happen, a pretty boy like you get sent to jail for wreckless driving? Ass will be hurting for months.
Driver: ...
Officer: I suggest you slow down... OYWGV

OYWGV by CSO Matt October 22, 2010

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oywouos

When an uncircumcised man puts his foreskin over a circumcised man’s penis

I love to oywouos

oywouos by Pfpfpfpt March 8, 2025

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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