Officer: I pulled you over for speeding.
Driver: ...
Officer: License and Registration.
Driver: But I'm from Germany and this is a rental car?!?
Officer: License and Renters Agreement Germany boy.
Driver: *hands over documents
Officer: You know what would happen, a pretty boy like you get sent to jail for wreckless driving? Ass will be hurting for months.
Driver: ...
Officer: I suggest you slow down... OYWGV

OYWGV by CSO Matt October 22, 2010

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