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Jose Ortiz, Mariela Ortiz, Ruby Ortiz, Rosie Ortiz, Ruben Ortiz, Jesus Ortiz, etc.
Ortiz by vlaplyr09 August 4, 2008
Words you can keep
A. The act of taking your eyes off an opponent and getting twp-pieced.
Man, did you see that? They Ortiz that nigga, Johnny.
Ortiz by Raizen82 September 24, 2011
"damn bruh you lowkey givin off ortiz vibes"
Ortiz by jibmels April 21, 2022
He thinks hes the premium package but hes just an ortiz
Ortiz by Lolliboy March 31, 2020

ortiz gaming

a great gaming platform on youtube you should watch and like their videos
"ortiz gaming is great" says fangirl

"thanks" says ortiz gaming

*blushes*

"a-are you o-ok ortiz gaming senpai"

"ye-yeah"

Boyneil Ortiz 

I boy that you like but have no chance with.
I think that boyneil Ortiz at school is sooooo cute.
Boyneil Ortiz by The15mygirl November 10, 2019

Felipe Ortiz 

A noble and kind man, indigenous to Stamford Connecticut. This special breed of involuntary retardius better known as a “special thinker” can apprehend high levels of cognitive function such as urinating upon a bonefire. Felipe is better known for his unique aura of intense inactivity. Felipe can also be used as an adjective in a sense to describe a person, one whom can appear not to have an intact brain, as to have lost it in an accident such as forcing ones head into an inanimate object. Not to be confused with similar species such as the Dan, The A, The Double A, whom of which will be described in another post.
Girl: oh look at that kid wearing the helmet staring at the wall
Boy: yeah that happens sometimes
Girl: he’s such a Felipe Ortiz

Boy: stop hitting your head against the bathroom stall!
Boy 2: how are you hitting two stall doors with your head at the same time?!
Boy 3: It’s ok he’s pulling a Felipe Ortiz

Boy 1: God the fire is dying, it’s so cold
Boy 2 : I think it’s time to set up sleeping bags and go to sleep
Boy 1: I’m not going to bed just because the fire is pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Felipe Ortiz by IntelligentMoron September 10, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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