orbital 

A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (like moving her couch). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend zone.

John wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbital of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your boyfriend.

John is such an orbital. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!

orbital by djsynergy September 9, 2009

Orbital 

Legendary electronic music producers Paul and Phil Hartnoll.

Halcyon is one of Orbital's most celebrated tracks.

Orbital by Matt Gillies July 31, 2003

orbital 

A method of shooting liquor, usually vodka, by placing a full shot glass against the orbital bone around your eye and letting the alcohol absorb through your eyeball.

While this method delivers the alcohol quickly and directly into your brain, it has a high chance of causing blindness, sometimes permanently. May also cause you to bang your sister.

I just saw my parents having sex, I need to do some orbitals.

Depth perception is for bitches, let's do orbitals!

orbital by 4nonymo July 28, 2010

Orbital 

Producer of some of the best techno/electronica music I have ever heard. This guy apparently tries to make the music as non-repetitive as possible, which is a rarity for the techno music genre.

A couple of Orbital's songs were used in the original Mortal Kombat movie, which is still the only videogame-based movie that is actually good.

Orbital by sarcastic July 10, 2004

orbital 

1. Series of highways surrounding London.
2. Electronic (Not to be confused with techno) group from London, most famous for their In-Sides album.

1. I was going 200 km on the Orbital, yesternight.
2. Orbital are the best group ever.

orbital by HuffVonKontersdorf June 21, 2005

Orbital 

An attractive girl who shrugs a phat ass in the sense that it's mass alone attracts lonely Ass-teroids swinging them into an orbit around her.

That Shauna bitch be real orbital, you see all those lonely square ass-teroids circlin' her like a hawk.

Orbital by mattyT April 19, 2007

Orbital 

When a rimjob is performed on another person while the giver is holding the reciever upside odwn by the ankles.

"Thats why I only date tiny women-WAAAY easier to perform the orbital and not cramp up."

Orbital by el jefe December 9, 2003