OOFM 

One Of my Former Mutuals. When you and another person used to follow each other on social media, but don’t follow each other any more, the person whom you used to follow is an OOFM.

I admire OOFM’s tweets from a distance (that is, when they appear on my TL due to someone else liking or RT’ing them)

OOFM by PundamentallyFlawed February 17, 2022

Oofma 

It's a common strand of the disease Ligma. Although the Ligma epidemic has passed, Oofma has begun to be on the rise. Roblox players are regularly being admitted to the hospital for contracting Oofma, people who say "oof" are also prone to get it as well. Oofma is really contagious.

Joe: Hey John, how's it going?
John: Not great, I was admitted to the hospital for contracting Oofma.
Joe: Oh crap, get away from me! You know how contagious it is!
John: Oh man, I'm sorry!
Joe: Oof! Oh great you got me sick.

Oofma by Scoobingtonmcghee October 22, 2018

oofmies 

its like being friends, but in a furry way.

Bro you were with my girl! i thought we were oofmies... you NOT part of the pack no more.

oofmies by チェルシー November 22, 2022

oofmaster 

A master of Oof who can almost do anything and still be considered an Oof. they are also the person most likely to add oof to an online forum.

guy 1_ first my girlfriend dumped me, then my car got stolen and then Shrek 5 was canceled
guy 2_ you indeed are the oofmaster

oofmaster by the one true oofmaster August 5, 2020

oofmanvandal 

A grown man who wastes his life playing video games like rainbow six siege and assassin's Creed

Oofmanvandal is wothless

oofmanvandal by Nickcaves12526 May 29, 2018

Oofman empire 

An ancient empire active in year 2020. At it's peak ages it can create 69420 on9s to the world. The one and only king is Felix mango and his beloved son, prince 7anniversary

Hey! Have you ever heard of the mysterious ancient kingdom?
Is it the oofman empire?

Oofman empire by an_asian_guy October 20, 2020

Oofman 

a truly kind, benevolent and intelligent man who also has a nice penis

“Oooof, he’s truly an oofman if I’ve ever seen one.”

“My man is an oofman, he satisfies my mind, heart and vagina.”

Oofman by The oofman May 15, 2022