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Old Friend 

Term used when greeting a friend you haven't spoken to or seen in quite awhile.
How's it going, old friend? We haven't spoke in a minute.
Old Friend by Lazarus_FPS April 21, 2017

Old Friend zone 

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids
guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"
Old Friend zone by randomguy382 January 16, 2022

Your old friend blue 

That friend who’s been in your life for an extended period of time that you can never remember
A: hey do you remember your old friend blue

E:no I don’t who is blue

A:dude they literally spent every day at your house

hello darkness my old friend

Originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to YouTube in 2009 and became a meme.

dark|ness
ˈdɑ knəs
NOUN
wickedness or evil:
"the forces of darkness"
synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity ·
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Simon: Walks into physics class
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.

When you have a math test and haven't studied.
hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND !!

Beat the piss out of an old friend 

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.
"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

hello darkness my old friend

hello darkness my old frienddddd
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