OCMD
Ocean City, Maryland. As opposed to OCNJ, which is not nearly at suitable for alcoholism, promiscuity, or having a good time.
OCMD by Col. Hans Landa August 3, 2011
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OCMD
Obsessive Compulsive Masturbation Disorder.
OCMD, is a rare, serious disorder that results in frequent violent masturbation that may erupt spontaneously without prior warning. Due to its spontaneity and furious nature, individuals who have OCMD may not be able to reach a suitable location before onset of the symptoms above.
This should not be confused with someone who is violently anti-social as the symptoms of OCMD are completely involuntary.
OCMD, is a rare, serious disorder that results in frequent violent masturbation that may erupt spontaneously without prior warning. Due to its spontaneity and furious nature, individuals who have OCMD may not be able to reach a suitable location before onset of the symptoms above.
This should not be confused with someone who is violently anti-social as the symptoms of OCMD are completely involuntary.
Oh man, the guy who wants to be my roommate has OCMD, I don't think I want him has my roommate.
Due to my OCMD, I must carry wet wipes and an emesis basin for semen.
Due to my OCMD, I must carry wet wipes and an emesis basin for semen.
OCMD by Dr. Harrispm April 21, 2017
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Obsessive Compulsive Myspace Disorder
A condition marked by the obsessive need to check your myspace page constantly throughout the day; having dozens of comments in a row from the same friend, in response to comments you posted on their page; changing your top friends based on who puts you in their top friends list; stalking girls based on the comments they leave guys you are nondating.
Treatable with a prescription for a boyfriend, in suppository form.
A condition marked by the obsessive need to check your myspace page constantly throughout the day; having dozens of comments in a row from the same friend, in response to comments you posted on their page; changing your top friends based on who puts you in their top friends list; stalking girls based on the comments they leave guys you are nondating.
Treatable with a prescription for a boyfriend, in suppository form.
If you don't stop posting all these comments on my page, I might have to diagnose you with OCMD.
Sophie and Kristy have OCMD.
Sophie and Kristy have OCMD.
OCMD by Soph and Cricky November 10, 2008
You the birthday
You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.