OCMD
Ocean City, Maryland. As opposed to OCNJ, which is not nearly at suitable for alcoholism, promiscuity, or having a good time.
OCMD 2011 never forget
OCMD by Col. Hans Landa August 3, 2011
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OCMD
Obsessive Compulsive Masturbation Disorder.
OCMD, is a rare, serious disorder that results in frequent violent masturbation that may erupt spontaneously without prior warning. Due to its spontaneity and furious nature, individuals who have OCMD may not be able to reach a suitable location before onset of the symptoms above.
This should not be confused with someone who is violently anti-social as the symptoms of OCMD are completely involuntary.
OCMD, is a rare, serious disorder that results in frequent violent masturbation that may erupt spontaneously without prior warning. Due to its spontaneity and furious nature, individuals who have OCMD may not be able to reach a suitable location before onset of the symptoms above.
This should not be confused with someone who is violently anti-social as the symptoms of OCMD are completely involuntary.
Oh man, the guy who wants to be my roommate has OCMD, I don't think I want him has my roommate.
Due to my OCMD, I must carry wet wipes and an emesis basin for semen.
Due to my OCMD, I must carry wet wipes and an emesis basin for semen.
OCMD by Dr. Harrispm April 21, 2017
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OCMD
Obsessive Compulsive Myspace Disorder
A condition marked by the obsessive need to check your myspace page constantly throughout the day; having dozens of comments in a row from the same friend, in response to comments you posted on their page; changing your top friends based on who puts you in their top friends list; stalking girls based on the comments they leave guys you are nondating.
Treatable with a prescription for a boyfriend, in suppository form.
A condition marked by the obsessive need to check your myspace page constantly throughout the day; having dozens of comments in a row from the same friend, in response to comments you posted on their page; changing your top friends based on who puts you in their top friends list; stalking girls based on the comments they leave guys you are nondating.
Treatable with a prescription for a boyfriend, in suppository form.
If you don't stop posting all these comments on my page, I might have to diagnose you with OCMD.
Sophie and Kristy have OCMD.
Sophie and Kristy have OCMD.
OCMD by Soph and Cricky November 10, 2008
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