O Levels

To perform oral sex, ordinarily fellatio. Pun on the historic British secondary level exam. Twinned with A Levels which are the act of anal sex

Especially used in the escorting world to signify the provider offers fellatio without a condom.

We had some top O Level action, she sucked the spunk right out my dick and didn't spit, swallowing the lot.

Candy is an openminded girl who has passed her O Levels.

O Levels by RobinP63 August 17, 2009

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O levels

Noun - A standardized term for a Secondary level academic qualification of showing the ability to fart, vomit, burp, as well as have the potential for being future Osama bin Ladens.

Adverb - A slang to show extreme anger, distaste or aggression, used commonly by Cambridge people. Refer to fuck

1. The world will end in the hands of O level scorers as they all show extreme talent in murdering themselves.

2. What the O levels?! I don't give a O level damned about what bullshit you just crapped!

O levels by CAMBRIGDE June 14, 2009

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"O" levels

Function: noun
a term for oral sex commonly used in the UK.

The escort service website guarantees that all their talents perform "O" levels.

"O" levels by Bad Doggie December 1, 2007

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Level-o-matic

A RPG player that only wants to raise his level, without enjoying the history and other game's features. Also known as upper.

That dude is level-o-matic.

Level-o-matic by gianop February 18, 2007

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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