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as used in Scotland. "a wee nyaff" a very irritating person. When they come into a room, you want to leave.
nyaff by Anonymous November 4, 2003
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Nyaff is a word used mainly in the West of Scotland; especially around the Glasgow area that is used when referring to someone who is a bit weird or 'off' or just to refer to someone who you don't like in general.
Bob: Ahm no too keen on that Tam ae, he's a wee nyaff so he is.

Jimmy: Aye! He's an arsehole.
Nyaff by ScotchMick September 11, 2015
Related Words
nyaff Naff naffin naffer Naff Off Naffy naffa naffarratte Nyaf nyarf
Naffer is named after Team Liquid Counter-Strike player Naf, his fans are called Naffers and they usually spam this word in twitch chat as soon as he makes a play
Any Naffers ?
Naffers by diditeterara February 25, 2021
British slang, today meaning uncool, tacky, unfashionable, worthless... or as a softer expletive, in places where one might use "fuck" as in "naff off", "naff all", "naffing about".

Origins of the word are disputed, but it appears to have come from Polari (gay slang), used to dismissively refer to heterosexual people. It was introduced as a less offensive expletive verb ("naff off") in the '70s UK television show, Porridge. "Naff off!" was famously used by Princess Anne in 1982.
Naff the naffing naffers.
naff by J Blithe October 2, 2005
Njaff describes the feeling of looking objectively on the world, or as in when your sleep-doped, been up for days or laugh so hysterically u feel like your experiencing something from a 3'rd person view, while still awake.
no example for this. u gotta experience Njaff :)
Njaff by Pulverpadda April 11, 2009
an office-friendly alternative to f*cked. implies dismissal, disdain, dislike, disinterest, etc.
well he can go and get naffed then.
naffed by ezz September 23, 2004

naff off 

a kinder way of telling someone to "fuck off", was first used in the book "Kes", but popularised in the british tv series "porridge", a comedy series about a prison and its occupants. Norman Stanley Fletcher used it constantly as a way of getting around tv censorship.
got any snouts fletch?,,, Naff off your erk no I aint!
naff off by kulucriss January 13, 2008
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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