deez nutz

it means this BALL SAC

you: have you heard of that Arab dude?
friend: what Arab dude?
you: Hadeez
friend: Hadeez?
you: HADEEZNUTZ IN YA MOUTH!!!!!

by juliocesar.com October 3, 2003

deez nutz

something to make people mad

Want a pizza?
How bout a pizza(piece of) deez nutz

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

mutz nutz

a polite way of saying the british term "dogs bollocks" whic means good > the mutz nutz

wow, your new bike is the mutz nutz man

by steve April 13, 2006

Wal-Nutz

A distinct group of Nascar fans that root for Michael Waltrip.

The Wal-Nutz are on their feet cheering for the 51 car.

by michw1998 February 17, 2010

shit nutz

When a fat ass wipes back to front without lifting his ballsack and gets shit all over his nuts.Usually resulting in duck butter and a horrible shitty sweaty combination of stench

Leon you fat bastard do you have shit nutz

by cajunriot July 20, 2014

deez nutz

The only accceptable definition is my balls

Ex. 1
JZ: Do you want two CDs?
DG: What two CDs?
JZ: To SEE DEEZ NUTZ!

Ex. 2
Ralph: Hey, how are you?
DG: Good, you?
Ralph: DEEZ NUTZ
(notice the obscurity and seemingly irrelevent use of the term by Ralph, this is fairly typical for Ralph)

by Team Queens March 13, 2007

Deez Nutz

(Hopefully) The next president of the United States of America.

Bill: "Who are you voting for in this election?"
John: "DEEZ NUTZ"
Bill: "Yeah, me too! He's still better than Donald Trump."

by DIGGER NICK47 August 30, 2015